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Top 10 Funny Store Signs

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1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

銆?銆?涓?瀹舵秷澹板櫒搴楀?锛?鏍规湰涓嶇敤棰勭害锛屾垜浠?惉鍒颁綘鏉ヤ簡锛?

銆?銆?2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

銆?銆?閰掑簵闂ㄥ?锛?甯?府蹇欙紒鎴戜滑缂哄皯甯镐綇灏忛厭棣嗙殑浜恒??

銆?銆?3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

銆?銆?鎺ュ緟瀹ょ殑妗屼笂锛?涓変釜涓?杞?紒鎴戜滑瑕佹?涓嶇暀鎯呭湴璧惰蛋绗?笁涓?帹閿?鍛橈紒娉?細绗?簩涓?垰鍒氱?寮?銆?

銆?銆?4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

銆?銆?鍏藉尰鐨勫?欒瘖鍐咃細"绋嶅??鍒嗛挓銆傝洞涓嬶紝鍒?姩锛?

銆?銆?5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

銆?銆?鍦ㄧ數姘斿叕鍙革細"濡傛灉浣犻?佹潵閽炵エ锛屾垜浠?細寰堥珮鍏达紱濡傛灉浣犱笉閫侊紝灏变細琚?柇鐢点??

銆?銆?6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

銆?銆?鐢佃剳涓撳崠搴楅棬涓婏細"鍑哄幓鎵句竴涓?洿蹇?殑瀛楄妭銆?

銆?銆?7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

銆?銆?椁愰?姗辩獥锛?鍒?タ鐫?鑲氬瓙鍌诲憜鍦ㄩ偅鍎匡紝杩涙潵鍚э紝鍚冮】楗遍キ锛?

銆?銆?8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

銆?銆?鍦ㄤ繚榫勭悆棣嗭細"淇濇寔瀹夐潤锛屾垜浠?渶瑕佸?惧惉澶уご閽堣惤鍦般??

銆?銆?9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

銆?銆?鍦ㄥ?鍦扮殑鍓嶉櫌锛?寮?杞﹀綋蹇冿紝鎴戜滑浼氱瓑鐫?浣犵殑銆?

銆?銆?10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

銆?銆?鍦ㄥ挩璇㈠笀鍔炲叕瀹わ細"鍙樿?佹槸鐢变笂甯濇帶鍒剁殑锛屽彉鑱?槑鏄?敱鑷?繁鎺у埗鐨勩??

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