英文简历中的致命错误

英文简历中的致命错误

　　日子如同白驹过隙，眼见着，找工作的时间马上到来，这时一份好的简历可以起到很好的作用哦。简历要怎么写？想必这让大家都很苦恼吧，以下是小编为大家收集的英文简历中的致命错误，希望能够帮助到大家。

　　"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."

　　"Qualifications: No educationorexperience."

　　"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."

　　"my compensation should be at least equal to my age."

　　"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEc."

　　"Fired because I fought for lower pay."

　　"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" .

　　"Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."

　　"Reason for Leaving: my boss said the end of the world is near."

　　"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."

　　"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

　　"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

　　"I am a rabid typist."

　　"work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."

　　"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to

　　pursue a new line of work."

　　"Accounting cleric."

　　"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."

　　"Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments."

　　"Suspected to graduate early next year."

　　"disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."

　　"Proven ability to track down and correct erors."

　　"Accomplishments: oversight of entire department."

　　"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."

　　"Accomplishments: completed 11 years of high school."

　　"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."

　　"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)

　　"But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

　　"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

　　"my fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company in particular."

　　"Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series."

　　"Also Known As: mr. Productivity, mr. clever, mr.Fix-it."

　　"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."

　　"Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience."

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